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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

Why was the Japanese man unable to see? Because it was extremely sunny outside and he had forgotten to wear sunglasses.

Why was the boy walking in circles? One of his feet was nailed to the floor...

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

Q: What do you call a Polish astronomer? A: Copernicus.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road A. Because he needed to get to the other side

How do you stop a rhino from charging? An ak-47

How do you make a plumber cry You kill it's family

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

If i knew people where coming i would have trimed my antlers

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