Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

Women age like a fine wine: sediment develops as they lose their tannins, and earthy notes of oak and mineral develop in their flavor profile, giving them a lengthened finish.

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Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

What do people and jelly beans have in common? Nothing. One is a living creature, and the other is a tasty treat.

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

What do you get when you cross a monkey and a fish? An unlikely premise upon which to base a joke

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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