Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

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Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

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Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

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Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

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Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

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how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

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One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

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What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

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Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

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what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

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Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

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Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

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Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

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Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

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Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

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A guy walks into a bar and says 'Ow!'

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A midget walked under a bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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