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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are jews so cash hungry? because like the rest of us they are looking for a way to survive and feed their family.

Do knock-knock jokes apply to homeless people?

What happens when you give someone a free chocolate bar? ThEeyroast it and vapourise it intheir hands....no they eat it

How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

Two Muslim men board an American Airlines jet. Nobody feels threatened and engage in friendly conversations with the passengers. The aircraft explodes due to poorly manufactured engine parts made by small starving children.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

God is like semen. They're both nouns.

What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

Religion.

Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

Why is water clear? Because it doesn't have a pigmentation.

the WNBA.

I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

Why didn't the girl's ring fit? She had no fingers.

Q: What said the first bagel to the other? A: Nothing! Bagels can't talk!

What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk, idiot.

Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

Knock Knock whos there? brad are you thomas brad are you thomas who? for goodness are you a parot or something

Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

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