How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house Purple because ice cream dosnt have bones

Often, Asians argue that they can speak properly... Like instead of L's, they use "R's." Sure... http://eng.tekkenpedia.com/wiki/Leo#Introduction

Your mom is so stupid... She was unable to go to college and therefore was not able to find a good job.

Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

What's the worse part about a Jewish man dying in a house fire? It was his birthday

Jack and Jill went up the hill. Jill was dehydrated.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure _._._

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

Q: What did the Catholic man say in response to the gay man asking what he likes to do? A: golf

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A dyslexic blind man walks into the bartender behind the bra

why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

A horse walks into a bar. bar tender: "Why the long face" *bu dum tss" horse: "My wife died of terminal cancer."

The WNBA is on the cooking channel

What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

Two mice fell into a bucket of cream. They both promptly drowned.

if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

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