Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

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i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

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Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

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Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

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Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

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Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

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What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

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Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

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What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

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What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

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it's funny because it's funny

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Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

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What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

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What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

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A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots, "Long day?", the bartender asks. "Yeah", the man replies, then he goes home and hangs himself

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You know what's addicting? Heroine.

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If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

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