Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

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- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

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What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

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a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

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everyone dislike this

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justin beiber sucks

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My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

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what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

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Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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Yo mamas so fat she is obese

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There was a guy and a girl naked in bed, sleeping together. When they woke up they didn't remember the last 72 hours and wanted some questions answered, including Where am I? Who are you? What year is it? What's my name?

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A blone walks into a bank in New York City and asks the bank teller for a $5000 loan because she's going to Mexico for 2 weeks. The bank teller said he would need some security for the money. The blonde tells him her new Rolls Royce is in the parking Lot and she hands him the keys. The blonde gets the money and goes on her trip. Another employee at the bank then parks the car in the underground parking garage. He later ffinds out the blonde is a multi millionaire. When the blonde arrives home from she pays back the $5000 and $15 interest. When the bank teller asks her why she gave them a $250000 car for security or needed the $5000 loan if she was a multi millionaire, the blonde answers, "Where else can you park your car in New York City and expect it to stillbe there when you return?"

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What's as red as a Lobster? A Lobster

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Why is McDonalds bad for you? Because their is so much fat in all its products, and contains many calories.

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Why didn't the lolipop taste like anything to the boy beacuse he was aborted

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Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

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Two hippies walk into a bar. They are both asked to leave because they are in violation of the 'no shoes, no service' policy.

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how do you make an idiot laugh? tell him a joke from antijoke

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someone jumped off a bridge he died

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Why was the black guy running away with a sack full of money? He was rushing to local charity to donate the money. It was closing in 2 minutes.

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Why did the gorilla have big nostrils? Because it was a trait passed on to him from his biological father.

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