Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

Did u know that 10/10 people die?

Why can't jokes spit?

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

matt has ebola...funny right!?

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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