- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

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