I once saw my grandparents making love.. that's why I dont eat raisens

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Why did the black man get stuck to the ceiling? Because he was spiderman.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens live on farms.

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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What happened to tommy for his birthday ? A new pear of shoes to put on. Tommy feet just got amputated. But it's okay... Tommy got a new comb. Tommy just got cancer. But it's okay tommy got a new pet dog... Tommy is abused by the dog I know what your thinking a dog can't abuse someone it was a cat

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How many blondes did it take to screw in the lightbulb? Just one. She did a fine job.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

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A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

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a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

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What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

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Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

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What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

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thumbs up if you want 10 dollars to ya paypal.. email me @ sickguy42@hotmail.com

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What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

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Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

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Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

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Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

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How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

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