- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

What's red and a cow? Red cow

- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

a man checks his mypsace

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

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