Why was the sock sad? Impossible. Socks dont have emotions.

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What's black and white and red all over? A referee eating a red Popsicle on a hot summers day.

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Cannot tell, national security. As far as I care we are friends, therefore I cannot continue chatting with you for a while, its gonna seem pretty damn suspicious, I wont be repeating myself. Except again, do not worry, we will take care of this, and if not, I will contact you, you are not in any danger for the mean being, whoever are against us are looking for "Nero", not you, and I am pretty damn safe. By the way, I never lost an eye, but your "wiz" revealed himself by sharing that information, that part was the only ploy as far as I care, and it was necessary for everybody`s survival. Do not worry friend, I will call you sometime, but I recommend we stay off touch for at least 3 months, and that you stop using this site.

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Person: kk Person1: did you just kk me? Person: no

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What did the old man get for Christmas? He forgot because he has alzheimer's

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

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Why did the hipster burn his tongue? The tea he was drinking was at an unsuitable temperature for consumption resulting in the scalding of his mouth.

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how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

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How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

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If your reading this, youre not blind.

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What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

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Go away still nothing to see

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

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Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

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Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

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What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

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What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

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Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

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What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

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Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

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Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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