Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

Face...the other white meat!

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

knock knock go away!!!

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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