What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f******* n*****

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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