- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

Poop.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

The doctor walks in Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

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How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

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