- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

Nero, sure you are okay?

A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

What do you call a person without a heart? Not alive.

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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