what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

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Have you ever heard of a goose?

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Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

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What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

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You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

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How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

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Women's rights.

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[Set up] [No punch line]

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What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

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What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

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What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

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A gay man watches football.

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Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

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The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

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Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

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Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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