- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

think twice or at least think

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Tie her down and plant a bamboo seed under her.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

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