Patient: Doctor Doctor! Every Time I Drink Some Tea, My Eye Is Really Sore! Doctor: Next Time Take The Spoon Out...

Roses are red, violets are blue, purple is a color, I like grilled cheese

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

Who is Dank? A: Billal

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

matt has ebola...funny right!?

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

whats small and sexually confused? YOu

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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