- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

whats chinese noodles

A dog was barking at a tree

You idiot.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe, When he woke up one night he discovered with fright, That the friendly old neighbor from next door had broken into his house with a chain saw in an alcohol-induced murder attempt.

How do you get out of editable poly? You don't.

why didnt Tim Tebow go to church? He had practice half an hour before the service was scheduled to start, and to do both was impossible and missing practice would have resulted in disciplinary action from both his coaches and his teammates.

Q: Whats Worse Than 21 Dead Babies in a Trashbag? A: 1 Dead Baby In 21 Trashbags.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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