what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

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whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

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"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

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Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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What did the boy to it's grandad........ UR COuSIN¬

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why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

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Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

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What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

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What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

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Knock knock Who's there A gorilla A gorilla who? A gorilla is a ground-dwelling, predominantly herbivorous ape that inhabit the forests of central Africa. The eponymous genus Gorilla is divided into two species: the eastern gorillas and the western gorillas, and either four or five subspecies. They are the largest living primates by physical size. The DNA of gorillas is highly similar to that of humans, from 95–99% depending on what is counted, and they are the next closest living relatives to humans after the chimpanzees and bonobos.

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Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: *whispering* please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

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Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

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Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

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why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

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What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

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