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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

William wright is Gay

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

Whats a difference between an eagle and a tree? They both can fly. Oh yeah, I Iied about the tree.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

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