Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

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An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

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You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

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How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

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whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

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yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

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What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

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What's white, black and can't fit through a man hole? A nun with a spear in their head

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Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

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Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

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What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

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What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

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Kevin and Ramin

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what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

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What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

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Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

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I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

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So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

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Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

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roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

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Okay, this is a real joke: A guy slips on a banana and falls down in the most funny way ever, so a girl nearby starts laughing when she suddenly realizes the guy is bleeding profoundly, so she runs over to help, but it turns out the blood was just ketchup so... Just then they both got run over and killed by a car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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