John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

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Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

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This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

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Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

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Fine, ladies first.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

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So these two girls have a cup .

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What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

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There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

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It was okay, then Alice my friend and a nurse insisted (she can be a total bitch) I take a painkiller, of course that messed up my focus completely and threw off my hypnotic suggestion which I use to shut down the pain receptors. Ironically I cannot seem to shut off my allergy to dust. Oh, yeah it was the standard bullshit Mensa test, ten patterns or something, oh and while I am terrible at trivia, I am actually much smarter than a fifth grader, I mean one kid told me he was smarter because he could do math better than me and he could, so I choked the little bitch to death, who is the smartest one now?

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what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

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Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

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Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

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How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

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Then none of us want to be right.

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whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

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Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

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Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

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Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

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If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

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What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

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