What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

Matt is a Duster!

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

The FCC

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. Even Stevie Wonder saw that one coming.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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