Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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