Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

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Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

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NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

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How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

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In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

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A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

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Your face

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If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

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Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

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the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

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What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

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Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

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Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

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roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

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mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

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A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

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derp

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Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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