How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

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Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

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What african eat for christmas Sand.

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A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

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dont you love porch monkeys? no.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

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What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

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How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

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Ask me if im a tree? No

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

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What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

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Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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A man walks into an insane asylum and says hello-The inmates assault him with mindless babble. A man walks into an insane asylum and says argblthenthrozaphowea-The inmates say hello.

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why did the Mexican take $20, because he found it on the ground

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If you throw a violist and a soprano off a cliff, which one would hit the ground first? Who cares?

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Why doesnt snow like Asians? Snow is a form of precipitation within the Earth's atmosphere in the form of crystalline water ice, consisting of a multitude of snowflakes that fall from clouds. Since snow is composed of small ice particles, it is a granular material. It has an open and therefore soft structure, unless packed by external pressure. Snowflakes come in a variety of sizes and shapes. Types which fall in the form of a ball due to melting and refreezing, rather than a flake, are known as graupel, ice pellets or snow grains. Therefore since snow is unhuman they are then thus incapable of emotions because they lack any vitals organs.

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How do you tell the difference between a white family, and an albino black family? The albino black family suffers from a lack of pigmentation, while the white family just has a naturally pale skintone.

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Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

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Knock Knock! Who's there?! Michelle Bachman.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Patient: Doctor Doctor! Every Time I Drink Some Tea, My Eye Is Really Sore! Doctor: Next Time Take The Spoon Out...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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