- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

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