- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? The tea he was drinking was at an unsuitable temperature for consumption resulting in the scalding of his mouth.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

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