- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? The tea he was drinking was at an unsuitable temperature for consumption resulting in the scalding of his mouth.

Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

Go away still nothing to see

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

If your reading this, youre not blind.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

why did the black guy die? cancer

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

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