get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

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Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

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A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

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Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

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Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

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When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

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Did u know that 10/10 people die?

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

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What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

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why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

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Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

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Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

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Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

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what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

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What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

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A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

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