- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

i was in bed with a girl recently and she said to me 'I want tonight to be magical', so afterwards i disappeared.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

Q: What did the shark say while eating the surfer A: Nothing, his mouth was full, and besides....sharks cannot talk.

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

A black man walked into a bar. He cashed in big on workers comp.

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