- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

The cream, it is coming

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

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