How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

What is your name? My name is Jeff

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

the NAACP

What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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