- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a guy has a sex change what is the first thing he would say? Boobies!

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

Why did Justin Bieber bieber his bieber? Because Bieber biebers his bieber when his bieber need a bieber bieber. BIEBER

Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

eoin burgin is fat

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

what did the carrot say to the rabbit? stop eating me you son of a B*****

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

A duck walks into a bar. the manager kicks him out considering animals are not allowed in the bar.

How do you break up with a guy? you kick him in the nuts.

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

there was a Black and Mexican in a car who was driving? the cop

What did the white male say to the black male who had just robbed a bank? I'm glad you have a reliable source of income to feed yourself and your family

A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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