- Anti Joke

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

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"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.