I'm going as the joker for halloween

Irish sobriety

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

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Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

Knock knock. Get out!!

so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

What does the Fawkes say? "Remember, remember, the 5th of November..."

Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

You sick fiend

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