- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

What's two plus two? Window

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

I was once a hamster.

What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

I like U.............................nicorns :D

I'm Polish.

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

how much fish could a chicken

A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

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