Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

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A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

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what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

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Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

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what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

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How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

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Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

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What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

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What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

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what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

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The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

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Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

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What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

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Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

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Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

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Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

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You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

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Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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