- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

Sir, your wife is dead

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

Is a tomato a vegetable? Depends if it is comatose.

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

sweating like antoni with a girl

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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