Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

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How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

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when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

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why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

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I hate blackniggers

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there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

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Whats black and can multitask? My IPod you racist!

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Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

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why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

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I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

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What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

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AYE DEAD ON CAOIMHIN

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

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What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

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What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

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What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

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A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

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Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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