What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

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What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

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Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

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Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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I don't always browse the internet. But when i do i prefer Anti Joke.con

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What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

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"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

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What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

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How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

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What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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How did Helen Keller's Parents punished her? The put a doorknob on her door.

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a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

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Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

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What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

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Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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