- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

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brock has small hands for a small job

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

The Blonde walked into a wall.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

What's one plus one? two.

How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

knock knock whos there your mother open the door

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