My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

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If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

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A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

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Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

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Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

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Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

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To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

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whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

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"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

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If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

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Skinny people fart less.

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The WNBA

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how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

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Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

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Which is the smallest? A. Jupiter B. Whale C. Cow D. Bracelet Answer: D

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How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

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What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

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whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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