Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

WOw you have no life

Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

How did Helen Keller's Parents punished her? The put a doorknob on her door.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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