- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

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Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

Tim likes girls

what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a structure used to support sitting people, the other is a human being native to Mexico.

Why haven't any women go to the moon? Cause it still doesn't need cleaning.

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