- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

You idiot.

Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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