- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

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Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

Water? I hardly know her.

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

Your mother just died.

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