- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

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