- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Your mother is so ugly that I removed her from my friends list on Facebook.

why was the kid crying? because he had to go to school GDS*

Why did FiddleBob Joe chuck a stick of butter out the window? Because he wanted to see a butter fly

What's the difference between a Lawyer and a hooker? Job description, income, and an incredibly large list of other things.

Wanna know what's funny? A joke.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown, sued the water company, bought a huge settlement and ran off with that slut Little Bo Peep.

In your case, maybe because it is time to stop thinking so much, and begin living life, if the world cannot appreciate a wise man such as yourself, maybe that man should stop being wise, and begin being happy.

Why did I write this joke Because I'm board as hell

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