Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

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What do you get when you come across a blonde. Depression, because you want to do her, but you know that will never happen cause you spend to much time sitting on your ass looking at anti-jokes.

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Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

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teacher: what do you call a math book with no writing in it?! student: idk what? teacher: a notebook! student: ok... thanks

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Q: Why doesn't Micheal Jackson have orgasms? A: Because he's dead.

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How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Why did the frog commute suicide ? Because His mother was a type writer

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A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

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Two fuses wearing bombs for hats were sitting on a bench with their frayed feet dangling on the ground. A match was walking along and tripped, hitting it's head on the ground and bursting into flame. Luckily the fuses had finished lunch by that time and gone back to work. Unluckily for the match it died from burns to 80 percent of it's body.

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A man walks in to a bar. He gets a cuncussion and his heath insurance isn't enough to cover his physical therapy. He dies poor and alone.

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Q: Whats black and green and goes 100 mph? A: A black and white car going 100 mph.

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Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

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Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

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Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

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How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

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whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

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What's white and horny? A unicorn

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The Sentence Below Is True The Sentence Above Is False

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Why did I lose a card game to a cat? Cause he was a cheetah!

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Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why couldn't jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

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