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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Kyle is consistently sexually harassed by a woman while at work. Everything is fine.

How do you tell the difference between a white family, and an albino black family? The albino black family suffers from a lack of pigmentation, while the white family just has a naturally pale skintone.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse stares eats an apple and trots out... Horses can't speak therefore do not understand the question and cannot reply

How do you shock thomas eddison? Attatch his kite to his balls.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stuck on a desert island together. They eventually succumb to dehydration and heat exhaustion. They lasted five days.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Santa isn't real

Q: y does obama keep raising gas prices A: he dosent want anyone to be able to drive to the poles in november

two penguins are hanging out in Antartica. the one looks to the other an says "man its really cold out" the other quicky waddles away because of the strange alien sound its friend just made

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

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