John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

you give like i give lomain

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Fine, ladies first.

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

Once upon a time a was born

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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