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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

I feel like am motherf*ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the fk is THAT!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

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