- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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