The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

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My name is Will I am a real homosexual

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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