BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

Mr. T watched "the notebook"

What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

why did the man get ran over by a turtle? he crossed the STREET

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

Anti Joke

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