yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

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You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

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Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

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An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

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Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

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Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

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Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

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Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

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a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

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Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

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Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

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sky silverstein

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Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

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How Many Blind People Does It Take To Solve A Rubiks Cube? None Their Blind

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Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

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Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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