- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

You were born.

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

What did the man say after being hit by a bus? Nothing he is now dead.

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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