You idiot.

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

Prostitution is bad.......

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So i made some lemonade. Turns out the lemons Kawazaki Life gave me were poisoned and i shortly die afterwards. i wouldve died cursing out her name but she was cute so i forgave her in my mind. and thus i die in peace.

What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive? Because vehicles werent invented yet.

Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

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