Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

Q. Dr.evil? JHHHHHHHHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

men's rights activists

Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

I'm gay.

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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