- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

noah is a scrub jungle

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

your sister has 1 boob thats funny

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

Women outside of the kitchen.

Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

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