- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

nothing

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

Chris is hairy

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

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