What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

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What's worse than being raped? Not a whole lot-- rape is a very serious mental and emotional strain that will stick with a person for the remainder of their life.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don't know how much I want. They don't know my life. They don't know what I've been through.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by jimmy savile.

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A man was walking through the woods when he comes across a little girl crying by a lake. "What is the matter little girl?" he asked. "My cat fell in the lake ... and it couldn't swim ... so my father jumped in as well and drowned too," she cried," Sad, the man sighed, pulled down his pants and said, "Well I guess today's just not your day,"

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knock knock whos there? yo mama yo mama who? yo mamas mama!!

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are u black unlucky

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What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

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fallow me on twitter #ieatveloceraptorsfordinner

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OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you pull its pants up

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Why did the Asian Kid pass his test? He studied hard.

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Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

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What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why is three afraid of four? Because four ate five.

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That was me, I thought we where friends now... I am so sorry, I really did not send anyone nor anything, I would never do such a thing! What happened to you is terrible, I did say I knew who they where and that they are in prison, but that was a lie, I just wanted for you to think I was really confident and in control. Please Nero, let me speak to you, nothing is like you think, Jenny is my stepmother, please don't do anything.

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what did the window say to the other window nothing they are both inanimate objects

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why was the man sad? His brother died.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, until old age slowly took away my ability to move and go adventuring

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What did Osama say before he was shot? Nothing, it was a surprise attack.

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So, there was two monkeys sitting in a bath tub one says "Hey, could you pass the soap?" the other says "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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