What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

What is brown and sticky? A stick

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

Q: How did the black man get the white man's money? A: He walked up, politely asked if he could borrow some money, and told him he would pay him back tomorrow.

what do you call a person who rides a bike a lot? BATMAN!!! -s.s

Yo mamma's so fat she has her own zip code!!! :) Well... the actual reason is she is filthy rich and her house is so big that it takes up a bunch of room, and now that im talking about her i really wanna be her even though shes fat!

A lonely man walks into a Self-Esteem class. He sits alone in the back because of his low self-esteem. Forever alone.

rose's are red violets are blue bernard is mine and yours too if you hurt him in any way i'll punch you in your face and make you gay Krissc

A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

What did the black police officer say to the white police officer? We just got a call in. Four dead children were found in an alley behind a mall.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why the fuck he crossed the road, I don't know what he is thinking.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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