- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

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