Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

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A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

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What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

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Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

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Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

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Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

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Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

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"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

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A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

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What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

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hi michael

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

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I have a really funny joke.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

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You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

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Knock knock. Get out!!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

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What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

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Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

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Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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