What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

Knock knock. Get out!!

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

Hey how is your wife and my kids

Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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