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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

Then none of us want to be right.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

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