- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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