- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

White NBA players.

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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