I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

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Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

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Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

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roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

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Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

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If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

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How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

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jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

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whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

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what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

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What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

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Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

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What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

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How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

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Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

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yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

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Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

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Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

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I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

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Anti Joke

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