Let's get some comments on this one! Everyone add a comment with a quote from a movie! I'll thumbs-up the best comments!

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

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Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

Kys

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

your mum

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

Knock knock It's open, come in

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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