Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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a man dyslexic into bar walks a

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So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

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why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

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Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

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I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

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Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

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What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

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What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

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What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

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Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

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I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

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Your mom.

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How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

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What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

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wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

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AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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