- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

Donald Trump.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

what is orange? an orange

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

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