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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

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